Define Apush Meaning

Apush
A class which consists of offtopic class discussions, sleeping and tests/quizes on material unrelated and not covered by homework or assigned reading

* Text message conversation *
Person 1:
I'm so bored, today we spent 40 minutes discussing a 2 sentence slide.
Person 2:
Ahh, apush, bring headphones or a pill tommorow; it will make the class much more bearable.

Person 1:
What questions did you miss on your apush quiz?

Person 2:
"What color of hat did washington wear the most?"

Person 1:
Ahh, I got that one wrong too, did you get the one about the strain of flax grown at mount vernon wrong as well?

Person 2:
Yeah
By Marys
Apush
Something most go into completely oblivious to the mountainous workload and gradual toll on sanity. Say farewell to sleep and hair. Don't be cocky and take it just because you can-it's not worth the GPA. Some schools' apush classes are entirely comprised of these brave sophomores that whine 24/7. Book is a literary work written by Harvard professors that have nothing better to do then add to their credentials. Your eyes glaze over 5 minutes into reading a chapter. stupid 'HUSH' students laugh in your face while they do skits and debate across the hall. BSing on the test does not work; crazy old history junky/hag/ghost whisperer teachers can see into your soul. Don't take it if you can, but I forgot, you're an HONORS studennt. Take it, but don't say I didn't warn you.

'Dude, you look like a zombie.'
'Don't touch me.'
'APUSH?''
'I SAID DON'T TOUCH!'

honors kid: I'm dropping APUSH. I have AP calc and physics and chem..
kid: hahhaha, nooo you're not.
honors kid: *sob* I know.
By Chandal
Apush

I think I am going to kill myself because of APUSH
By Lib
Apush
US History AP.
The Advanced Placement version of the 11th grade history class. Gives the student college credits if s/he scores well on the AP history test at the end of the year.

soooooo you guys taking apush next year?
By Toinette
Apush
Acronym for Advanced Placement United States History.
Offered to high school juniors who have potential to score well on the May exam.
Can cause some students massive stress while others excel in the subject thanks to great teaching.
Not quite as interesting as AP European History, but then again not as difficult.

APUSH is fun!
I just finished baranating for APUSH.
By Jaquenette
Apush
Class given by Mrs.Izakowitz in which it can become health hazardous to certain male students. I.e. Omar It is required that you have extensive civil rights movement knowledge and extreme love for the subject and L.A. Mexicants are not recommended for this class.

Damn man your in APUSH, you gotta be crazy!
What I did to pass the APUSH test was pray!
How much was the hospital bill on the head injury you got in APUSH?
By Gerhardine
Apush
AP US History- a class that is of college level, typically offered during one's junior year of high school...better known as the hardest most awful class one will ever have to take in high school (besides perhaps calculus but that is beside the point.) also, the class that has becca, katie, katie, teresa, kenzie, emily, and angela going out of their minds!

APUSH will kill me for sure before the year is over...I am just praying to get through the exam! AHHHH!
By Ashley
Apush
Class given by Ms.Izakowitz in which college level United States History is taught. The topics range from the early 1600's to late 1900's. A number of civil right movements are covered. Certain students may ocasionally be punished for misleading comments I.e. omar

1-If you decide to take the APUSH class you have to be ready to work.
2-The APUSH class are brave young men and women.
By Matilda
APUSH
A year of regret, tears, no sleep, late nights filled with nightmares of Lyndon B. Johnson, migraines, procrastination, excessive notecards, useless annotations, mental breakdowns, falling GPAs, learning about American assholes, slowly watching your sanity disappear, questioning if Hamilton was president, lack of a social life, overthinking every single test question, calculating how many questions you can get wrong to avoid tedious review questions, and the approaching AP exam consisting of 55 multiple choice questions, 1 long essay, 4 short answers, and to top off this cruel and unusual punishment, the dreaded DBQ is the poisonous cherry on top. Basically the definition of the worst year of your life. Just hope that your teacher kirvs your grade at the end.

"Hey what are you doing today?" "Not much just apush-ing myself off a cliff. You?"
By Freddi
APUSH
the hardest class to ever exist, usually taken in junior year. Typically, one spends a minimum of four hours per night reading historical-sounding literature and writing essay-length responses to study questions and definitions created by the Devil himself in order to pass. The teacher then picks random students to read out their essays and assigns them a grade based on how much they like/dislike the student. Students often fall asleep in this class due to the tedious amount of homework, and the students who manage to stay awake either didn't do the homework or copied. After about eight tedious assignments and readings, the students take a test which consists of multiple-choice questions based on minor details and an essay in which in order to get an A, the student is expected to spit back the teacher's exact views on the topic. In this class, 70 is the new 100. Anyone who manages to get an A in this class is either:
* A cheater
* A future history major
* Has no life
* Sucks the teacher's dick
* A motherfucking sorcerer

"George: Andy can I copy your APUSH homework?
Andy: Sure dude"

"Katie: FUCK YES! I got a C+ this quarter in APUSH!
Mary: Hahaha I got a 100 all quarters
*Katie proceeds to bitch slap Mary*"

"Bob: Dude what'd you get on the test?
Joe: I got a 70 because I didn't know what color hat John C. Calhoun wore in his speech defending slavery"

"Sophomore: I'm taking APUSH next year
Junior: Hahaha welcome to hell"
By Edee