The most prettiest pimp. He is the champion of your big ass. He is an 18th Century time travelling pimp. He has gotten head from a dinosaur and had a 3 way with cleopatra and a mummy. When he enters you it is the most pure emotion. Don't doubt his powers he will prove you wrong. His exploits were chronicled in a video online at www.superdeluxe.com
He will bust a nut in your eye and then yell GOOOAAAAAALLL
The Archduke: "When the coochie is all tight ABRA-CADA-BRA now its wet"
"I am the champion of your big ass"
By Norrie
Kill The Archduke
1. Starting shit.
2. A reference to the assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand of Austria, the anecdotal cause of World War 1.
Matt: But I don't know if I want to do it. It will make a lot of people mad.
Andrew: Just do it. Kill the archduke.
Matt: I highly respect your opinion and will do as you wish.
