the poor man's germany, often (rightfully) overlooked because is has literally nothing going for it.
austrians WILL
deny this, but they've always striven to be as classy as german people are, which is why they are so bitter about them. the truth is, not even their most famous "celebrity", hitler, liked it there, which is why he hightailed it outta there.
austrian's will pride themselves in having spawned personalities as great as mozart and
freud, but we all know freud was a creepy bastard with problems, and mozart considered germany (or what passed as germany back then) his home country. they also like to marry their own family members over there or at least have an unhealthy fixation on incest (proof: the habsburger dynasty and freud).
often mistaken for australia, since some people in america, who have no clue about countries in europe, keep mistaking it for australia
keep
trying it, austria. ;)
misguided dude: i was planning a trip to austria.
friend: don't even bother. go to germany instead.
_____me: what do you think of austria?
person on
omegle: don't you mean australia?
