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Austrian
Someone who likes shagging Goats in their high mountains. Also is crap at snowboardering and computer games

Who's that person shagging a goat.... oh he must be austrian
By Carita
Austrian
1. Nag all the time just for the sake of it.

2. Spend more time on swearing that any other culture in the world.

3. They don't give a shit. AT. ALL.

Austrian: WAAAAAAAH! Heast oida, wos isn des füa a gefickte schesse. Wenn der deckschas laptop net sofort wieder arennt, donn brunz i auf de tastatur, i schwör.

Tourist: What did he say?

Guide: AAAAAAAAH! WTF??? What is this fucking bullshit. if that fucking laptop doesn't work right now i'm going to crap on the keyboard. i swear!

Tourist: ...

Guide: whatever.
By Rosalinda
Austrian
The species that lives in Austria. See Jägermeister.

Look how drunk these little Austrians are.
By Gerri
Austrians
Those from Austria.

Those who are Austrians.
By Constantine
Austrianer
Someone who has an outrageously deep voice for their age, also follows people and then denies the fact that they are stalkers.

"What are you doing stop following me you austrianer!"
By May
Austrian Popsicle
The act of fingering a vagina.

Before we get down to business, I'm gonna give you an Austrian Popsicle.
By Donnie
Austrian Juggle
n,v. the act or action of simultaneously having a coffee, cigarette, and a pastry, esp. strudel in your hands. Most performers of this act may wear designer glasses and a sweater over a button-up t-shirt, buttoned to the very top. Mostly seen outside a Kaffeehaus or universities around the world

Hey, that Grad student in Literature is smoking, drinking coffee, blogging on their MacPro, and eating Streusselkuchen at the same time, that is the best Austrian Juggle ever.
By Phillida
Austrian Hacker
A combination of DXM (usually in the form of Acodin, a cough medicine available in Poland) and Stroh 80, Austrian rum with 80% alcohol.

After taking an Austrian hacker, I was fucked up as hell. Probably cause I was drunk already at the time.
By Berni
Austrian Rubdown
The act of ejaculating and defecating on another's back and massaging the contents into the others back with your scrotum.

John: Dude how far did you get?

Keith: She wanted me to give her an Austrian Rubdown!

John: A BROWN FALCON?!?!?!
By Althea
Austrian People
Beautiful and cultured people with a great sense of humor and a great lifestyle. They also make great food. Some of them are back stabbers and some are gracious and well sophisticated.

Austrian People have great hearts. See Also: Austria
By Betty