Goat: a domestic animal kept to be
milked, pet, and mercilessly sacrificed to Giants and/or for religious beliefs.
If you believe you have seen or are currently seeing a goat please complete the check list:
-horns on head
-possible beard
-furry
-smallish tail in tail area
-some
hooves
-derpy look in eyes
-seriously you'll know by the
derpyness
Guy 1: "Man, you're looking a lil
goaty."
Guy 2: "oh damn, where?"
Guy 1:"it's your eyes they're looking to derpalisious."
"Did you see that goat, I recognized it by its
derp."
"I was just walking down the street yesterday, and outa no where this goat came along and jumped from my
trampoline to the neighbours large industrial building."