Stupid assholes from outta town that take pictures of anything and everything and annoy the
crap out of all the
locals and will
stand in the middle of the road, block traffic and almost get hit by a car to take a fucking picture of a church!
btw, I live in alaska
Tourist: what
sea level are we at?
Local: about two feet
Tourist: what's that
big lake over there?
Local: that would be the ocean
Tourist: How do you say this word in alaskan?
Local: I have no idea
Tourist: Don't you speak alaskan or eskimo?
Local: no, all the
eskimos are extinct (walks away)
Tourist: Me and my family have been here all day and we haven't seen any eskimos!!!
Local: thats because all the eskimos and natives are nocturnal, they all come out at night and do their tlingit dances by the fireside. (sarcasm)