Define Asian Parent Meaning

parents who are asian. many times they will push their kids very hard academically in hopes of them having a good job in the future. unlike most american parents who actually have a sense of reasoning, asian parents always think they are right and will not accept any other answer than a yes. anything but an A on a report card means failure at something, even though on the report card it usually says a B is above average. they are also many times more strict than the average white parent, sometimes not even letting their kids go out partying everyday and al most always thinking about how other people are going to judge them based on the actionas of their child. even though they believe that their actions are the best, it is not always the case. although studying to get that 5.0 in school might get you into a good college to get a slightly better job there are many other things that are sacrificed along the way. some of them including social interactions and good memories. the main problem, as i see it, is that they raise their child as they were raised but in a conpletely different setting causing najor disputes.

Asian parents consume themselves with getting their child into an Ivy League, compare their child to other children, and/or act strictly toward their children. For example, asian parents typically sign their children up for summer school without their child's knowledge or consent, only to tell their children the day before that they must attend the summer school that they were signed up for. They are characterized but not limited to parents of asian descent.

asian moms usually care mostly about looking young and will do anything for self benefit($)
dads usually don't give two shits about their children and shitty wife and chase other asian family wives(who play along with him and take advantage of all his money)
Asian parents usually call their kids stupid and useless for making simple mistakes. Especially mistakes that were meant to be made (their first try on something they never learned). They will ALWAYS compare you to their friend's kids and will talk shit in front of you. They will compliment their friend's kids like they are a godsend and say that their own kid has no future. Oh, and if it's the dad compliment someone's kids, then it's usually a housewife's kids. He will say how good he is with kids and talk about how good he is at cooking. Remember when Facebook came out around 2000s and everyone was being sheeps? WeChat is the asian app version of that. For asian parents. Thats where they talk shit about their own kids on that app while telling friends every single activity that they did that day. Because they are quirky and active. Also, they will never admit wrong. They are always right.

(Usually, but not always) Strict, nosey, and controlling. They make you go to summer school if you get a B+ in an honors math class, even if you had the best grade out of all the Asians who took that class, and replace your grade all because 'if you get 4.0, you get sit on stage when graduate!'. To Asian parents, summer is not a 'break' as it is to other children in America, but 'a time to catch up'. Summer for Asian kids include SAT/ACT/PSAT prep (whether its doing books or taking classes), summer school, piles of math books, etc. while others are hanging out with friends and making s'mores. Asian Parents control their kids' lives because they want them to get into a good college, so that 1) They can brag to their asian friends about what college you go to

People who are characterized by the following items-

*Expects their children to always receive straight As on their report cards, tests, projects, quizes, and even questions you if you get an A on your homework assignment. And if you don't get an A, than they'll give you that long-hard-cold-stare and beat ya till you're an inch from death.

*Expects you to do the laundry, make dinner, fix a door (actually anything for that matter), and do the things that they're supposed to be doing while they're watching some Asian drama series(no allowance).

*Are easily frustrated and calls their children the following names-
Useless
Trash
Worthless
Stupid
No-Brain
Disgrace

*If you have even two-inch long hair, they will call it long, and a mess, and they will force you to get either a bowl cut, a buzz cut, or something far worse.

*Polos, polos, polos, not just any but the plain-one-colored-pocket-shirt-polos. That's what you're gonna be wearing till you're twenty.

*Expects you to be locked up in your room, studying and reading educational reports and documents during the weekend, winter break, spring break, and summer.

*Expects ya ta be a doctor or a dentist...I wanted to be a paleontologist...

*Are super cheap...so no tips..uses eachother's membership cards just for the discounts provided(funny incident), will not buy new clothes, always goes to the dollar store, and etc.

Well that's for all right now-enjoy

Their logic include:
1) since they gave birth to you, they think can control what you watch on YouTube, Television, etc.
2) since they gave birth to you, they think they can control what you listen to on the radio or any other thing that you can stream music on, such as, Spotify, Pandora. Etc.
3) their logic for grades :

A=acceptable

B= almost acceptable

C= compared, crime

D=dead

F= you're fucked
4) they control your hair cut

Acceptable hair cuts include :
Girls: long flowing hair, bob cut, bangs, side bangs, and basically any thing but boy hair cuts.
Boys: bowl cut, buzz cut, fowhawk.
5) they feed you and shove food on you, then calls you fat afterwards

6) if you spend more than an hour on any electronic device, you're fucked
7) they won't let you play any sport other than swimming, dancing (any type), badminton, or tennis. Claiming it's too dangerous

8) they compare you to their relative's, friend's, or co-workers' sons or daughters and say you should "follow their example and do better then them so they could brag to their parents"

Parents that are horrible for the following reasons...

1. They will make you do unnecessary work from school, such as next week's homework, or if you have none, they make you read your textbook.

2. If you are ever caught with a person of the opposite gender, they will beat you and assume you fucked them.

3. They will beat you for random reasons, and since they are asian, they know kung fu and will beat your ass.

4. Any grade below a 90 is considered failing, even if you have 89.4.

5. Once you're in High school, presents for your birthday and Christmas will stop coming. Or if the gifts do come, they will be in the form of programs or books on the SAT's or school subjects.

6. Your hair cannot be longer than 1 inch if your a male.

7. Playing video games is not allowed on weekdays, and only like 1-2 hours on weekends.

8. To buy something, it must be on sale.

9. Going out with friends is a no no.

10. Your food with always have rice in it.

11. You will be expected to become a doctor or something similar.

12. Talking against your parents will be punished.

13. You never get any money, and if you do get some, then it goes right into your "college" fund.

14. Anything over $10 will not be bought for you.

15. They will always have poor grammar. No matter how much they've been in the U.S.

16. They will reinforce math and science like crazy.

You non asians think that all asians are awesome? Nope, you're wrong especially when it comes to OLD G(Generation) Asian Parents. Old G Asian Parents only let their kids marry people of their same nationality. Asian boys can't grow hair pass their ears. Getting a C isn't bad, but for OLD G Asian Parents, you're screwed. They don't let their daughters go out because they think their daughter is going to get rape or take naughty pictures. The food is rice all the time. They want their kids to be a doctor or a pharmacist.

Very, Very, Strict and mean parents. They force you to have perfect grades, they punish you if you got lower than an A- on a test. i never had them but my friend who is asian did and i know from going over his house that they are very strict.

during the coronavirus pandemic, all the asian parents decided to lock their kids in their homes and did not let them go outside at all, which literally makes me cry. I have had no social interaction for a month.