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Ass Gasket
N. The toilet seat covers commonly found in public restrooms.

Ken left the stall with the ass gasket hanging out of his pants.
By Leoine
Ass Gasket
paper toilet seat protectors found in a dispenser usually on the wall

i was afraid to catch something from the toilet seat 'cuz they were out of ass gaskets
By Pierrette
Ass Gasket
paper toilet seat covers used to protect your ass from un-sanitary restroom conditions, such as splatter, shrapnel, coat the bowl and peeing out of my butt. it provides a nice, clean seal between your bum and the nasty toilet seat during those times when you just have to go.

the toilet stole my ass gasket!
By Karel
Ass Gasket
Paper toilet seat covers

They ran out of ass gaskets in the bathroom, so I had to make a sofa out of TP.
By Jaynell
Ass Gasket
A paper toilet seat cover.

Also called a Texas t-shirt or a Portagee pegnoir.

This expression was common in the 1950s, and long time before the Gallagher was born. It's probably much older than that.

The fastidious Mrs. Feinman always uses an ass gasket in public commodes.
By Katlin
Ass Gasket
Also: The part that needs fixing when someone inadvertently lets one loose.

Oh man, your dog reeks! Better get her a new ass gasket.
By Shandy
Ass Gasket
The imaginary anatomical part that gets dislodged when one defecates profusely under duress, often involving "spraying" of shit.

"Man, I almost shat myself. I blew an ass gasket in there!"
By Rosemary
Ass Gaskets
The razor-thin, paper toilet seat covers dispensed in public restrooms with the sole intention of deluding the user's basic hygienic standards, enabling him or her to “take up throne” in a creepy bathroom stall.

"I had to crap so bad that I covered my mouth and nose, waded through what looked like bile on the gas stations bathroom floor, kicked open the stall door, pulled out one of those ass gaskets from the dispenser, and calmly sat upon the fidgeting toilet seat."
By Hally
Ass Gasket
Noun.
History: Believed to be a Gallagher-ism (American comic of 1980s & 1990s known mostly for pulverizing melons w/a huge slegehammer in his shows).
Definition: Those wisp-thin, slightly waxy paper toilet seat covers offered in public toilets to protect one's bodunkadunk from coming in contact with someone else's funk.

When using the toilet at the Port Authority Bus Terminal, always put an ass gasket down before you cop a squat.
By Rosalinde
Ass Gasket
Ass gasket is a protective piece of fine paper that goes between your ass and the toilet seat

I wouldn't sit on a public toilet without a ass gasket
By Silvana