A BOB or
battery operated boyfriend, is a device that is available for people with BUFs (
butt ugly faces). It is shaped like the male penis and has many different size and modes it can be used on. Only difference between this and the real thing is that the BOB will never reject u like John from
3rd grade. Unless u 1, have a rabid vagina or 2 run out of batteries.
Caitlin Jenner, it looks like someone hit you with an
ugly stick, you should definitely buy a BOB (
battery operated boyfriend) because not even Tom,
the blind man with no legs down the road would fuck you.