noun.
an extremely short,
stubby chick who is in most cases quite ugly.
ideally 4'11,
140 pounds.
synonym:
war pig
the difference between "battle toad" and "war pig" are that if you refer to a chick as a "battle toad" you are putting emphasis on how short she is she is. while, if you refer to a chick as a "war pig" you are emphasizing how fat she is (stubby is too politically correct).
Bruce Lee: Damn that girl was ugly u just got with, but at least her battle toad ass didnt have to duck down to
suck you off!
Jose
Contreras: Man, shut the fuck up or i will
rip you into seventy-seven pieces!