Yo were you able to make it into that bar last night? I heard they were being hella strict.
Yeah man. They asked me for my
zip code, but luckily I was
beard for license.
I'm sorry for the hold up, but I brought you two burgers for your convenience.
Oh thank you
...Turns to friends...
That shit was beard for
licence as fuckkkkkkkkk
...Sees guy with beard...
Yo you think that guy is beard for license?
...Turns to friend...
Dude, are you even beard for license?
