1. The
amorphous putty-like shit that sometimes accompanies Natty
Splatties.
2. a. The activity of choice in White Trash
scat porn. b. The White Trash analog to a Cleveland Steamer.
1. Johnson felt like splurging this weekend. He passed up his usual PBR and
Beast Ice and indulged in some high quality Natural Light. After drinking about 30 he passed out next to
Tami-Lynn. Upon waking the next morning he felt a rampage in his bowels. Instead of running to the toilet (it was too far) he proceed to turn on his windows 98 & webcam and leave a fresh Cincinnati beef patty on
Tami-Lynn's chest. She was pleased. They then sold the cinematic masterpiece to RedTube for about $30, where the video still remains to this day under the "Wild and Crazy" section.
2. Darryl consumed too much natty light last night. Not surprisingly he awoke the next day with the natty
splatties. After discharging most of the liquid, he decided to be productive with the rest of the contents of his bowels and leave a nice Cincinnati beef patty on Brandy.