pronounced "anus-eyes-ed": An acute medical condition of the
retina, not yet fully understood, and most often resulting in temporary blindness, that is believed to result from staring directly into a bunghole. Situations that may put one at risk of catching this "disease" are being a
novice in locker rooms, nude beaches,
nudist colonies, or a new proctcologist.
Dad: I want to warn you to be careful Sam. When one of the
nudist's bends over at the beach today, be sure to
look away. You definitely don't want to get
anusized!
Sam: Ok Dad, I'll be careful.