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Olde
(adj) old, used to ascribe an artificial nostalgic value to crap that nobody would otherwise consider purchasing

The Old Junk Shop almost went out of business until they changed their name to Ye Olde Antique Shoppe.
By Ashla
Olde
Makes old things seem older or better

Instead of Bob's old junk use Ye olde junk shoppe or Squire bob's olde junk shoppe
By Seka
Olde
Contemptous response of a grizzled internet veteran when a newbie presents something he thinks is fresh, but in reality is tired, worn and rotten.

Dude 1: Chicks dig the nose! OMG LOL
Dude 2: OLDE!
By Joelle
Olde
Jopapa jokes

Dude1: Hey I'll bet you're diggin on that 3 year old! HAHA JOPAPA'D!
Dude2: Olde
Dude1: *dies*
By Risa
Old
Jennifer Caldwell (an alternate on UK Tour of Six the Musical) is the definition of old, just like she mentioned on multiple occasions to multiple people

Jennifer Caldwell "I'm 85 million years old"
By Rachele
Old
"OLD" IS WHEN..... Your sweetheart says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Darling, I can't do both!"

"OLD" IS WHEN..... Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.

"OLD" IS WHEN..... A sexy girl takes your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door.

"OLD" IS WHEN..... Going topless pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

"OLD" IS WHEN..... You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along with her.

"OLD" IS WHEN..... you are told to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.

"OLD" IS WHEN..... "Getting lucky" means you find your car in the car park.

"OLD" IS WHEN..... An "all nighter" means not getting up to pee!

What a drag it is getting old!
By Elisabetta
Old
1) Aged. Can be referring to something alive or nonliving.

2) Outdated.

3) No longer funny.

1) My fifth-grade elementary teacher was old when I was in her class, and presumably hasn't gotten any younger since I left.

2) The Nintendo 64 is old, but I still use it more than my GameCube.

3) Jokes about Jim Mora (Sr.) whining about his miserable Colts team aren't old yet, despite the fact that he conducted the infamous press conference more than three years ago.
By Averil
Old
Old is when its more expensive to buy the candles, than the cake to put it on.

candles cost $.25 a piece, and you are 60 years old making the total cost of candles $15. the cake costs $4.
By Dael
An Old
a term hipsters use to describe someone over the age of... 30?

ugh, she sounds like an old. {sad face}
By Sherline
Olds
short for Oldsmobile a large american pimp car

Im crusin in my Olds tonight.
By Oralee