Define Caldwell Meaning

Caldwell
a source of insperation and knoledge that is generally very large.

thats a caldwell-like eggrole
By Koren
Caldwell
Caldwell is a street in Ottawa, Ontario Canada. The neighbourhood nearby, Carlington is also considered caldwell. A place where you will find needles on the ground and rats scurrying across the streets at night. You’ll find shootings on nearly every street, two across the street from eachother in the same year. Populated by mostly arabs, black boys and rich asians, plenty of white wannabe black boys will walk around like they’re black, and get jumped for it. There are drugs everyone, most notorious for heroin and crack cocaine, and it’s teenager coke heads and pot heads. If you live there you’ve probably had a knife pulled on you before.

“Brooo, let’s go to caldwell
“Nah bro too much shit goes down let’s just stay in westboro.”
By Gretal
Caldwell
AKA CWell - Conveintly located about 45 min from NYC and 45 min from the shore. Home of the Sopranos, Fortes Pizza, and Grover Cleveland. A small town where you are defined by which Dunkin Donuts you go to, lower or upper. A town with no shortage of Lexus's, BMW's, and Audi's in the JCHS parking lot - and those are the students rides. Italian guido boys and preppy popped collared girls. We have the Jersey Attitude and can bring it out when needed. Think Laguna Beach, but on a lower scale. We own "Sleazside" on prom and mem day weekend, and we know it. A town where volleyball and softball are consistantly ranked top 10 in the state, yet football is the biggest sport. We can get to 3 malls in under 20 minutes and we like it like that. And we know that no matter what, we are always better than those spoiled guido West Essex idiots.

"Where you from?"
"Man I'm from Caldwell, I'll meet you at upper dunkin and we'll talk"
By Nicolea
Caldwelling
Verb.

The act of hitting the "like" button on everyone's comment on a status update or picture.

John: "I just got 24 notifications on my status, what the heck?"

"Yolanda: "Nothing new, Jimmy is just out Caldwelling again, he'll stop after he gets bored, or, well, you die."
By Shari
Caldwell
A small town in southern central Kansas. Full of rednecks, hicks, conservatives, and no one who lives there is very good at drinking. Some people from Caldwell are total idiots. Kansas should force them to move below the border into oklahoma. They would fit in down there.

Well I don't know how they do in Kansas City but here in Caldwell we drink and drive for fun. That or cut kittys down on main. Hell we even shoot guns while driving while drinking.
By Annamaria
A Caldwell
Attempting to attack your opponent by insulting their mother, resulting in a backfire that allows your opponent to win an election.

You'll never believe it! Scomo just pulled a Caldwell. Not long to go now!
By Stephana
Caldwell
Thriving suburb in northern nj. Suburbs of Newark amd New York city. about a 2 minute drice from Newark which is a positive. I grew up here. Probably one of the most toughest towns to grow up in, evertything is very violent. You can find some of the scummiest and grimiest people here always looking for a fight. However, one of the best party town in New Jersey. Its said that no town goes harder than Caldwell when it comes to parties. Teens here are chill but tough. Loved living here wish i still lived there

Whoa those kids are from Caldwell stay out of there way.
By Ashlen
Caldwell/West Caldwell District
Caldwell/West Caldwell school district is the fuckin stupidest school. In James Caldwell High School, Not only is every kid inn there a cocky little bitch , but they also run around in their little groups with their abercrombie designer shit strutting like wanna-be lil' waynes and trying to sagg their jeans when their whiter than a fuckin polar bear. Every grade has that one exclusive group that won't stop taking pictures of themselves and putting Seniors and juniors decide to fuck with freshmen. Girls pretend to be sluts but are actually prude as fuck. Weekends consist of people selling each other handles for 50$ and everyone getting drunk in someones house. Our sports programs are beast, but coachs usually let kids get edges in playing time when parents bribe them, especially the basketball team which has not won a county title since 1958. And finally during the summer everyone goes to these big-ass beach houses and get fucked up and pretend to life this fantasy life where no one really knows how fuckin gay they are. So Seriously if you ever get the chance to come here don't go, its like the fakest bunch of fuckin bitchass faggots in the entire essex county, seriously if you see this shithole you'll be begging to go to newark.. LOL jk no one wants to there.

Wanna Be Wigger: YOO maaa niqqa i just got hard on some new lil' wayne shit yo his drops are radddical.

Emo Spanish Kid: dude your white shut the fuck up, lil' wayne sucks dick.

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Try-Hard Faggot1: Yo man last weekend was off the hoook we went insane with those wine coolers i swear i was drunk after the first 5 minutes

Try-Hard Faggot 2: Yeah that shit was fun,i bought a handle from Mike for 70 dollars. We're going crazy this weekend!

Try Hard Faggot 1: Yeah man then we can some SICK pictures and put up like a million on facebook, man we're like alcoholics now.

Try Hard Faggot 2: Yeah man can't wait to choade it up on XBOX later i prestiged twice in MDF!

Try Hard Faggot 1: Yeah man ill come over later and help you with your

Caldwell/West Caldwell District
By Bella
Chris Caldwell
One bad ass mutherfucker and French Horn Player. Don't even think about questioning his authority, even if you don't know him. He'll slap you across the face and make you spit shine the shit out of his patent leather shoes.

He's one of those guys who you just know could kick your ass. Physically, and mentally, without even giving it a second thought. To be a Chris Caldwell of the world means to be a virtual connoisseur of anything, and everything. To know everything about the modern world, and to drop musical deuces on those who piss you off.

Band kid 1: "Is that Chris Caldwell?"
Band kid 2: "Holy shit it is, let's play our notes right or he'll pour hot water on our feet and beat our asses backstage."

Janitor: "Wow the grass on the marching field sure did spring up this year!"
Drum Major: "It's because Caldwell made everyone cry so much they irrigated that shit."
By Lilith
Caldwell Tanner
Man who does most of the Illustrations on College Humor.com

He does weekly drawcasts with Riley, Creighton, Owen, and Kevin Corrigan, where he draws comics and talks about Back to the Future.

Did you see the Drawcast last week? Caldwell Tanner talked about Back to the Future!
By Lindsay