Define Mdf Meaning

MDF
Martinez Detention Facility in Contra Costa County, California. High power county jail.

Homey No. 1: What ever happened to that fatass Cheeseburger?

Homey No. 2: You mean that Carrot Top lookalike from Dirty Waters? That nigga got his cheeks busted in the MDF!
By Cariotta
MDF
A semi-erect penis.

Name after the building material of the that name (Medium Density Fibreboard) which is "not quite wood".

She was not an attractive lady. When it came to performing my gentleman's duties all I could muster was a poor MDF.
By Trudie
MDF
Mather Facker, commonly seen on Twitch. Originates from Kyrgyzstan, Kommentator01. First seen on Kritikal channel!

"Hiii MDF" " for this you respect and MDF" " Nat Geo MDF"
By Dulciana
MDF
"Morto di figa" in Italian, that is something like "starved of cunt to death".

"Segarsi col catalogo della Postal Market! Che mdf!"
By Tani
MDF

Hey, thanks MDF!
By Katharina
Mdf
Men don't fap

Jake: I'm about to beat my meat till that shit falls off
Luke: Dude!!!, Gtf outta here with that shit. You know mdf
By Appolonia
MDF
Men Don't Fap

Jake: Yo Luke, I'm starting a MDF challenge tomorrow. Wanna join?
Luke: What's MDF?
Jake: Men Don't Fap
By Ninon
MDF
Mini Dildo Forking, the act of sticking a mini dildo onto a fork then placing them in a formation on someones lawn. When the wind blows the dildos sway in the wind. Penises in the wind.

oh shit there are swaying penises in my lawn. looks like i got MDFed.
By Veda
MDF
MDF stands for Most Defiantely Fuckable, also a MLG Halo 2 Team ran by Brandon in Illinois

*Hot Girls Walks By*
Old Man:Damnnn That Girl Is MDF come Here Sweeeeetie
By Tamera
MDF

An Italian expression abbreviation for "Morte di fame" Example: That guy can't put two nickels together, he's a MDF!
By Belle