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Define Beat My Meat Meaning

Beat My Meat
To Masturbate, Jack off, choke your chicken

"what you doin?"

"Beatin my meat"
By Sadella
Beat My Meat
beating of ones meat by one also known as jacking off

nick h: hey rossi what r u doing when u get home
rossi: i'm going to beat my meat while wacthing xxx
By Hendrika
Beat My Meat
To play Meat Boy or Super Meat Boy.

I beat my meat for hours last night, it was super hard.
By Merridie
Beat My Meat
Where you are eating a burger, and the meat has been finished before the bun has.

"Ahh Joe, I've beat my Meat !"

"Ahh not again!"
By Godiva
Beat My Meat
The act of masturbation but in different words to supposedly make the word sound less weird or awkward

Friend: Hey dude, watcha doin' up at 3:00am in the morning?
Other Guy: I'm up to beat my meat
Friend: Haha, yeahh....
By Dedra
Beating My Meat
This is when you grab your erect penis and move your arm in a type of oscillatory motion. The meat being the penis and beating being another word for masturbation.

*Jerry sees a hot naked chick*

Jerry: Damn i wanna be beating my meat right now!
*Jerry proceeds to unbuckle his belt and take off his pants*
*Jerry firmly grasps his penis and starts beating it*
By Rafa
Beats My Meat
a different way of saying, "beats me" but in a way of also describing masturbation

danny: where is the nearest mcdonalds from hear, siri?
siri: beats my meat
By Niki
Beating My Meat
Jerking off
master bating

horny

blue balls

Fuck man im just beating my meat ..
By Fallon
Beat My Meat
When you beat your meat in the basement with a hammer... it may hurt boys😀😀😀

Guys come downstairs I beat my meat
By Jere
Beating My Meat
Beating your meat is a another word for masturbation, this usually occurs during puberty.

I was Beating my meat, and all of a sudden, my mum busts into my room, harder than you busted.
Chris Brown beat his wife, harder than he beat his meat.
By Brunhilde