Define Backfire Meaning

Backfire
The moment where, when you're taking a shit, a large pocket of gas (referred to as a future-fart) that was resting mid-shit or between two shits escapes as you're passing your lovelog, resulting in a sudden violent fart than not only propels your previously freefalling turd at Mach 2 speeds, but also results in a pleasing shotgun blast of turdlings across the toilet bowl.

A backfire is so named for it's similarity to a car backfiring.

"Man, I was taking a dump and backfired, and now I get 'Nam flashbacks when I visit the shitter."
By Alissa
Backfire
When you're about to fart, and something extra (and usually liquid) explodes out of the ass.

I was going to light my fart on fire at the party, but a few seconds later everyone got hit by my backfire.
By Cecilia
Backfire
When a guy cums so hard, he ejaculates into his own face.

Dudes, I hella thought she was going to swallow, but she totes made me backfire.
By Bridget
Backfire
when a guy cums hard enough to blow his load into his own face.

I thought she was going to finish the job, but she pulled off early, and I backfired.
By Pearle
Backfire
When a guy receives a blowjob and cums so hard it hits him in his face.

Dude, I was getting this wicked BJ and I thought she was going to swallow, but she made me backfire.
By Aeriela
Backfire
To hit back.

When you are clogging the toilet with your massive, brown logs of divine terror, the brown water that splashes up on your butt and balls is known as a "backfire".

By Samaria
Backfire
When a guy cums so hard he ejaculates on his own face.

Dude, I thought she was going to swallow but she totes made me backfire!
By Aeriel
Backfire
When a friend is getting head and his girl/slut decides not to swallow and said friend busts in his face (accidental/on purpose). This act is compareable to spider man shooting his webbing in his eyes.

I think Kyle just did a backfire again.

Gee wiz I can not believe the call him Backfire.

I hope Ashley does not find out about my backfire incident.

He has an issue with the G-Spot, so he tends to backfire.
By Costanza
Backfire
When a girl gives you head then she has your cum in her mouth then she sneezes on your cock

Dude this girl was giving me head then she backfired on me
By Lyndsie
Backfire
to bring a result opposite to that which was planned or expected.

They never learn even after all the games they play continue to backfire on them.
By Cinnamon