Cop 1: "Did you pull the logs on the suspect?"
Cop 2: "I'm still waiting on the phone company."
By Dione
A-Logging
A term used to describe one expressing disproportionate levels of hatred for someone, often including wishing them physical harm, usually for perceived "crimes" that they are "guilty" of.
Anthony LoGatto was A-Logging Chris when he said, "What Saddam did in the Gulf War was potatoes to what Chris has done."
By Karil
Logging
When you do a massive turd and then get off the toilet and cut the turd in half with your pee. It takes some skill. Usually a tradition passed from father to son. As made famous in the episode of south park reverse cow girl
Jon: I put my flannel shirt on to lay a massive turd and then cut that log in half with my pee.
James: wow man did your pappy teach you the tradition of logging? Will you pass it on to your son?
By Lorilee
Log
A very firm and large turd. Often the result of constipation that has caused several days worth of poo buildup. It can be very painful from stretching the hole much wider than normal. Other problems caused by logs can include getting stuck because of excessive thickness got one hanging and very extended times sitting on the toilet due to excessive length.
1. A literal log of Wood.
2. Someone who is prone to A-Logging.
3. Anthony Logatto, the man who invented A-Logging.
I can agree with others who wish to inflict bodily harm on A-Log. He beats a dead horse, then rapes it. Then he goes around to his friends and says, "Hey, did you hear Chris-chan raped a horse?"
