After freeing the women he took out an unripe banana, gave it to his DREAM in Bodily Form and said to her: "make sure he has a day he won't forget". After seeing the executioner get destroyed by his dream, he knew this was the slut he was dying for
By Kalinda
Bodily Malfunction
When an normal-but-embarrassing offensive-noise/odor-producing event of the digestive/respiratory system (burp, cough, sneeze, etc.) "doesn't end well", producing messy/mortifying "secondary" results.
I thought I was just gonna fart, but I ended up poopin' my pants --- talk about a bodily malfunction!
By Ilene
Bodily Resources
all the bodily features that a person, especially a woman, have which are attractive to the opposite sex and which can sometimes be used to lure the opposite sex. Bodily resources would include the face, boobs, thighs, legs and what not.
someone who is over you no matter how nice you are or how much you still like them. Usually a phrase uttered by a frustrated, drunk, emotional guy as they are driving 130mph into an embankment.
Every possible secretion emanating from a human body is considered a precious bodily fluid. Sweat, blood, menstruative residue, plasma, feces (solid or liquid will work here), ejaculate, urine, bile, phlegm, pus and last but certainly not least...vomit.
That doltWilmerBeesley was obsessive compulsive about collecting Precious Bodily Fluids. He particularly enjoyed the specimens he pilfered from various dank and humid dirty public toilets in large train stations.
