Define Mph Meaning

Mph
1. Miles Per Hour. The ratio of the distance traveled (in miles) to the time spent traveling (in hours).
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By Adrian
Mph
1)The abbreviation of `My pussy hurts`, describing a guy who is too lame to do anything as cool as drive to the store for beer. I mean right now, man, I`m dry.

2)The state or condition of being an ass pirate. We need beer now!

Hey man, let's go sailing in this hurricane.
Not today, I've got MPH.
Whatever, cockgobbler.
By Etti
Mph
My pussy hurts. When a guy is weak both physically and mentally. Usually extremely sensitive and can't take a joke.

Hey, why is Sid all mad?
Oh, he has a case of mph.

We're rigging up, they decided to call in sick?
Yeah, he said he has a severe case of mph.
By Darcie
Mph
metriod prime hunters

i lost the mph match
By Blakelee
MPH

She really ramped up her MPH last night and is super hungover this morning for it!
By Carmelia
MPHS
A really shitty (quite literally) high school in Marysville, WA.

"Wow, MPHS smells like cow shit."
By Ricca
MPH
Abbreviation for miles per hour and is commonly used in the United States

There is a car doing 50 MPH on a 45 MPH road!
By Lilly
MPH
an abbreviation for men per hour, to describe a women or homosexual is a slut

Man, that chick 35 MPHing.
Dude, he is such a homesxual, he is a 25 MPHer i bet.
By Flossy
MPHS
School that is really known for the school shooting they had a couple years ago and is now referred to as “the ghetto school” After you go to MP people automatically assume you’re a druggie. All in all it’s a pretty good school if u find the righ group to hang with.

Person: Yo are you from MPHS?
Me: Yea why?
Person: Oh so u must do drugs then right??????
By Jolyn
90 Mph
The speed at which it is believed bastards cannot travel.

"Let's see if these bastards can do 90!"
By Ricki