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Digestive
(Noun / Adjective) A woman who is just simply plain, no features of merit but not in any way ugly or repulsive either, just so ordinary as to be instantly forgotten, as soon as you look away. Very much similar to the type of biscuit also known as a digestive, from which this term originates.

Finbar: Plenty of nice women in this place...
You: No way man, they're all digestives; let's go to the titty twister...
Finbar: (points) What about her? Shes not a digestive...?
You: Come onnn man! she's the most digestive of the lot!
By Hilary
Digestive
A light flakey delicious Chinese cracker

Faye eats Digestive crackers after dinner.
By Tobe
Digest
To access how good something is by taking time to experience it.

"I'm about to digest that new Wale album. I heard it was pretty good".
By Janet
Digestion
The process in the alimentary canal by which food is broken up physically, as by the action of the teeth, and chemically, as by the action of enzymes, and converted into a substance suitable for absorption and assimilation into the body.

Bill digestion his father after becoming a cannibal.
By Stefanie
Digestible
1. Capable to be digested
2. Capable to be understood

1. For some people, milk is not digestible.
2. That article is not quite digestible. It is a hard-chew!
By Melisenda
Digestion
When food goes in the stomach and is broken down by stomach acid

Mr.Shiedt ate a cheeseburger and it went down the throat and into the stomach where digestion takes place. :D
By Cally
Digestive Pyrotechnics
To vomit profusely with a large amount of noise and sidespray, resembling a large fireworks display...but with half digested food.

I think i puked up everything I ate last week...it was like digestive pyrotechnics, man.
By Bette
Obligatory Digestive
When you lowkey want to show your friends that you're doing something cool.

Ivar wanted to let his friends know that he was drinking and beeing all cool, but lowkey. So he uploaded a picture of a vodka bottle and a package of digestive cookies, and said that the digestive cookies were obligatory, therefore Obligatory Digestive.
By Tani
Digestive Nap
A nap one partakes in after a delightful, filling meal. This type of nap allows the body to prepare for digestion and the following defecation.

Paige, after eating a half-order of cheese fries, nine ounce filet mignon, house salad, and coconut prawns, decides that it is time to drop the Cosbys off at the pool. Before she can execute the drop-off, however, she enjoys a digestive nap to prepare her body.
By Effie
Readers Digest
America's most popular "take a dump" magazine. Hence the word, digest.

"Man, this one gon take a while, you got any readers digest on u?"
By Cecilia