A fat teenage male without testicles. Also is commonly found with cankles. Derived from the latin "Fin-nuber", meaning of Irish decent and small intelligence (and penis).
Person: Who are you voting for homecoming king.
Person 2: Obviously Finbar, he is the best looking and best at soccer.
By Demetra
Finbar
The man, the legend himself. Finbar does not age, does not obey the laws of time, but does make horribly beautiful jokes. If something goes wrong he laughs. Probably because heโs not the one dying; his elegant crumb catcher (beard) keeps him alive.
The act of lying on the floor to alleviate post-prandial discomfort. A Finbar will Preferably be performed in close situation to an occupied dining table.