Those mornings when your typical
morning shit is just not enough. This situation arises most frequently after a night of heavy drinking or a late night burrito run.
In a typical two-shit morning, the second sequence arrives unexpectedly, making
you late for work/class/court-ordered
community service.
You: Sorry I'm late boss, I had one of the two-shit morning. You know how it goes.
Boss: Say no more. I was late too, also on account of a two-shit morning.
Check with your
human resources office/principal/
parole officer to make sure that a two-shit morning is recognized as a valid excuse for
tardiness.