Define Choade Meaning

Choade
a dick that is wider then longer...

a good example is to imagine a tuna can... heh
By Cosetta
Choade
The partition of skin on the male anatomy between your testicles and anus, usually has marginal pubic hair on it.

Yo, when you mooned me last night, you bent over way too far, I had a visual of your strangely enourmous choade!
By Laina
Choade
(noun) The skin between a male's scrotum and anus

Keep your choade clean
By Phillie
Choade
(Regional - Western Canada)Come. Jism. Man juice.

Eat my choade, gearbox.
By Cynthy
Choad
Usually penis, penis wider than it is long, or the area between the penis and anus. Taken from colloquial Spanish.

lick my choad.
By Marcelia
Choad
Choad, also spelt chode, is a variant of the word choda (penis) which comes from the Hindi word (chodna). Chodna simply means to fuck. The word choad however is what is known as a neologism. This is a word that is newly acknowledged but has not been in circulation long enough or widely enough for its social status to be determined. As it stands, the word choad has three major definitions.
1) A short, fat penis that is wider than it is longer
2) The area between the scrotum/vagina and the anus.
3) A derogatory term used to insult somebody.

1) Ducas has a fat choad.
2) Last night your mom tongued my choad.
3) Quit being such a choad.
By Buffy
Choad
1. A short, fat cock. Must be wider than it is long.

2. Anything short and fat, like a fat kid or a Prius.

1. Dude, that guy has a freakin' choad!

2. My best friend is a choad. He's fat as hell and he's 5'2"
By Kettie
Choad
(1) A penis, usually wider than long.
(2) The perineal area. See taint or grundle.
(3) Pubic hair. This definition seems to originate from New Jersey.

(1) Whoa! He's hung like a beer can! What a choad!
(2) Lick my choad.
(3) Eat my choad.
By Emmie
Choad

damn fuck my ex he has a choad!
By Etheline
Choad
1) A penis that is wider than it is long.
2) A young man, usually white, who asserts his personality via car modifications and tattoos.

1) He's a jerk and treats me bad, but a least he doesn't have a choad.
2) He put a fucking spoiler on his car? What a choad!
By Fawnia