Define Waynes Meaning

A unit of measurement for quantifying the goodness or badness of someone or something.

Usually expressed on a scale of one to five, with one being not all that good and five being very good. In this schema, the word is used with the modifying adjective "up."

Conversely, can be paired with the modifying adjective "down"
to express how bad something or someone is, with one indicating pretty bad and five meaning unbelievably awful.

Very similar to the "thumbs up" or "thumbs down" schema commonly used by the unimaginative, but any time waynes are brought into the picture the intensity of the message is increased by a factor of ten trillion.

1. The feeling of helplessness that occurs after being screwed over by Wayne State University

A guy, probably the most amazing guy you will ever meet. He will sweep you off your feet from day one, surprise you, love you and treasure you. He will treat you like a princess and respect you, wait for you and make you feel like you can trust him until the end of your days. He will call you beautiful everyday until you start to believe it yourself, carry you through every problem, and be that shoulder to lean on whenever you need him.

Just seeing him makes you smile, his laugh makes your heart melt and his eyes are the most beautiful things you have ever seen.

Also, he smells like fucking jesus.

Wayne is a guy who is very loving and compassionate about everything he does, he's more thoughtful than your mother and more loving than anyone you have ever met.

1. Similar to when people get mossed, people get wayne'd
(refers to indianapolis colts receiver reggie wayne), who is just that much better than randy moss

in german, the word sounds like the pronoun "wen". often used to express a lack of interest.

Wayne is a loving husband, friend and father. He is generous, handsome and a great kisser. Loves to play and keep things fresh and fun. He loves his family and life. Wayne is full of surprises and keeps you on your toes. He is a GREAT fisherman and loves the outdoors.
Without Wayne in my life i'd be lost.

To pay little or no attention to personal hygiene. Just wake up funky and go about your day without bathing, brushing your teeth, or washing your face just like cowboys would do in the John Wayne movies.

Being duped, tricked, hoodwinked into thinking one thing but having the exact opposite actually occur

It's like when they are too cool for a name or words, so they are called waynes, it's the only sensible name for something soo super cool