Define Ye Olde Meaning

Ye Olde
A pseudo- Old English word meant to connect a restaurant or shop to the medieval period. It is actually meant to be pronounced "The old", but most people say "Yee old". The 'y' used to be the old English letter 'thorn' (þ), which represents a 'th' sound.

A: Did you go to Ye Olde Shoppe? I heard it's hundreds of years old!
B: It was literally established last year. Also, you're pronouncing it wrong.
By Elonore
Ye Old
When something is unnecessary, a pain in the ass, “bend me over the barrel”, old and overpriced

Kanye ye olded Taylor swift at the vmas.
LA traffic is ye old.
Fucking ye old DMV line.
By Verene
Ye Olde
pronounced: "yee old" or alternatively "y'old"

Definition:
A phrase of ebonic origin to be used before an insult.

Silas: Get Him!
Jamal: Ye olde Jiminy Cricket looking ass
Silas: Get Him!
Jamal: Ye old Tony Danza shoe-wearing ass

etc etc
By Lisha
Ye Old Pube
From Family Guy, when Peter Griffin started his old English pub. As you can tell, he put an E at the end of the words to make it Old English like. Knowing Peter, he would an 'e' on Pub, making it Pube.

Bob: I'm going to the Ye Old Pube
Joe: --Pube? Is that a gay bar?
By Faunie
Ye Old Western
when someone hits you with their balls

By Maryellen
Ye Old
Very pretty kitty who comes in any colour so long as its a grey tabby. Also likes to be called Saffy and Sapphire. Has a sister called (woozle) too.

By Elaina
Ye Olde Texting
In simple terms, it's called 'passing note'. It's an ancient art form that is used only by those of us who lack the current technology to text their freinds. Ye Olde Texting is used primarily by females and flamboyantly gay teen boys.

Girl 1: "Hey, did Iggles ever text you back?"
Girl 2: "No... I don't have texting anymore, so we use 'Ye Olde Texting'! I even got us this cool new notebook!"
Girl 1: "..."
Girl 2: "What?!"
Girl 1: "You're fucking lame!"
By Cassondra
Ye Old Kerfluffle
A band of young, loud and quiet musicians. They will not hesitate to change any lyric to ‘bread’ if necessary, nor to blurt the first thing on their minds.

Hey, I heard Ye Old Kerfluffle is playing tonight! I hope they’re playing something by Radiohead...
By Marrilee
Ye Old Kerfluffle
A band of weirdos who are loud, annoying, lonely, and random scream about memes

(no one can say that about us but me cause I'm in the band)

Wow ye old Kerfluffle is a really weird band
By Mahalia
Ye Olde Cider Bar
One of the finest drinking establishments in the Westcountry.

Located in Newton Abbot, Devon, England, Ye Olde Cider Bar maintains and upholds the traditions of the Devonshire cider connoisseur, providing a wide range of local and national ciders, perrys and fruit wines.

Frequented by young and by old, the variety of patrons found in Ye Olde Cider Bar is truly unique, and the customs held by many of them are characteristic of Cider Bar spirit. For example, snuff is still commonly found in the Cider Bar, and you may be offered it by kindly strangers. 'Spun' is also a favourite Cider Bar drink, consisting of a pint of L.B.W. cider with a glass of blackcurrent wine mixed in once there is enough room in the glass. This is a rather lethal concoction, and is bound to get one very drunk.

Whether you're in search for a taste of the fine beverages the South West has to offer, or a brilliant drunken night out, the world reknowned Ye Olde Cider Bar is the place to be.

Shouted from one slope of a Swiss mountain range: "Ye Olde!" Reply from another peak: "CIDER BAR!"

On a hot summer's afternoon: "Fancy a refreshing tipple in Ye Olde Cider Bar cider garden?" "Hell yes I do, it's boiling!!"

On a midwinter's night: "Who wants to go get bladdered on spun?!" "ME!" "Damn straight!" "Count me in." "Let's go!" "I'll invite the Mayor"
By Wallie