Define Woozle Meaning

A creepy animal that is one of the primary enemies of Winnie the Pooh. Visions of the creature, which is somewhat of an elephant looking thing, are usually credited to drugs and excessive eating of Rabbit's mushrooms.

a long eared mother fuckin creature from the land before time. eats lots of carrots and premature children. rapes young deer and has sexual fetish encounters with silly putty.

(verb) to fossick purposefully and with enthusiasm, head down tail up

The guy/gal in the office that does a bit of everything: Web design, fixing the copier, making coffee, calming the boss down, showing the new guy how to use that sodding paper clip in MS Office.

An item of dubious usefulness; any item. See yingle.

A very pretty kitty who comes in every colour so long as its black. Also likes to be called Woo or Woozel. Has A sister called (ye old) too

When you blow up a ziplock bag with air, zip it up, and proceed to hit your friend in the head with enough force to pop the bag.

1. A furry fuzzy-headed cute flop-eared animal of sorts. Most oftentimes is bad (but in a good way) and always has a wittle twinkle in its eye.

2. Also, can be used when addressing a person that is really cute but mischievious and a punk ass.

the act of cleaning yourself off after sex with your mates pillow.

The state of being so incredibly fucked up that you've lost track of reality, though you are still lucid. Generally, one who is woozled is unlikely to make any goddamn sense and will not remember later what they were trying to say. Likely to happen when smoking large amounts of marijuana in combination with large doses of downers/ "stupid" drugs (i.e. ethanol, dextromethorphan, alprazolam, and generally anything that causes lapses in memory).