Amorphous: Someone who is beyond savage. A complete badass, yet not a complete asshole, who never gets caught.
Comes from the Greek "Amorphos" which means: shapeless or without boundaries.
A true
amorphous has no boundaries, no limits. The boundaries society places on acceptable behavior are as meaningless as the speed limit, and the consequences for breaking though these boundaries are as
avoidable as
mall security.
Being an amorphous is not something you do. It's a way of life.
Example of an
amorphous: The teacher handed Qwanzauke his graded exam. It was a D. "Fuck this" he said out loud. The teacher spun around. What did you just say!?
I said fuck this, professor
Bitchface.
How would you like to get a suspension!?
How would you like suck my balls?
With that he pulled a lighter out of his pocket, lit the exam on fire, and dropped it in the ground. The teacher screamed and grabbed he
fire extinguisher. Qwanzauke grabbed it out of her hands and proceeded to extinguish the entire class.
Then he ran outside and hot wired the car of the cop who had just ran into the building.
15 min later he was
haulin ass down the interstate with half the cops in the county and several helicopters behind him.
He soon came to a bridge where he leaped out the passenger side window, over the edge, and free fell 100 feet into the water below.
He then climbed out of the water, hopped a passing freight train, and once it arrived at the Manhattan rail yard escaped the gaurds, stole motorcycle, and sped naked through the streets of NYC.
He then disappeared into the bowels of the city, popped up behind a ghetto ass thrift store, walked in naked, walked out in style, charmed a chick at a local bar into buying him a few beers, and with
15 mins of
internet research and a library printer, counterfeited a train ticket to Vegas where he made a living scamming tourists.
Savage
