Andy- (bites beet, spits out) You're supposed to cook these, aren't you?
Dwight- (laughs) Cornell. (eats beet)
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Jim- Fact.
Bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.
Dwight- What is going on? What are you doing?
Jim (aside)- Last week, I saw these glasses on sale. $4. And it only cost $7 to create the rest of the ensemble, which adds up to... (uses
calculator watch) $11.
Jim- (places
bobblehead on desk)
Dwight (shouting) Identity theft is not a joke, Jim! Millions of families suffer every year!
Jim- (stands up) Michael! (walks into office)
Dwight- Oh, thats funny. (stands up) Michael! (walks into office)
(theme song plays)