1.) Everyone shorter than you is a short person
2.) If a short person is struggling to reach an
elevated item you are not allowed to offer help
3.) If a short person requests your assistance in obtaining said elevated item you are legally required to
oblige
4.) The weather up here is nice
5.) You are afraid of
ceiling fans
6.) Ignoring rule five is punishable by death
7.) You are allowed to say "can you put your seat up" at any time
Jesse
Hows the weather up there Payson?
Payson Chill 69 degrees.
Jesse The Rules of Being Tall do say
the weather is nice