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Ben Simmons
shoots bricks

ben Simmons cant shoot
By Herta
Ben Simmons
A 6'11" bum who averages less than 5 PPG and a future point guard for the Shanghai Sharks.

The 76ers needs to trade Ben Simmons.
By Janey
Ben Simmons
a guy who can turn Philadelphia's culture around. A guy, who along with Joel Embiid, has the highest respect for everyone in Philly. The Next LeBron James. And my favorite player. #HinkieDiedForOurSins

Ben Simmons is the man, he is like LeBron James.
By Silvie
Ben Simmons
1. The act of shooting 0% from 3

2. When you win an award you shouldn't have

3. When your jumpshot is as wet as the sahara desert

Guy 1: Did you see John last night.

Guy 2: Yeah, he went 0 for 7
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Guy 1: Did you hear Tyson won Freshman Player of the Year

Guy 2: But that Ben Simmons is a Sophomore
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Guy 1: Who you think played better, Westbrook or Dame

Guy 2: The fuck you on. Dame shoot lights out, Westbrick shoots like the lights are out. That Ben Simmons' jumpshot look uglier than half the shit he wear.
By Linnea
Ben Simmons
Loser both on and off the court. Known for taking Kendall Jenner back after she cheated on him publicly multiple times.

- You saw the 76ers game last night?

- No need, they still lose even with Ben Simmons
By Eula
Ben Simmons
To win an award that you don’t deserve

Ben Simmons won ROY in his second season in the NBA, should have been DONOVAN MITCHELL
By Kirby
Ben Simmons
Ben Simmons is the most G.O.A.T.E.D. Philadelphia 76ers NBA player ever.

Ben Simmons is GOATED!!!
By Mareah