Define Benidorm Meaning

Located on the west coast of Spain. Benidorm is a popular holiday location for people who are from the Middlands, central England.

The place fat lower-middle class british people go to ride moblity scooters and get sunburned causing them to look like tomatoes stuffed into a small shoppingkart

The Most Horrible City on the Planet filled with Junkies, AIDS patients and criminals who should all be quarantined and a nuclear bomb should be dropped on this disgusting Wasteland!

A Benidorm Breakfast is a way to describe what party goers generally eat/drink the morning after the night before.

Benidorm is the usual haunt for English beer monsters to relax and unwind, and normally drink from 9am - 9pm

A Benidorm Breakfast generally consists of the following:

Warm flat beer that has been left over night or in fact cold beer that was liberated from the fridge.

Cold Pizza, Chinese, Indian meal or more commonly in the UK Kebab.

This phrase is used the world over but is more commonly used in Shrewsbury and can be considered a Shrewsburyism

To blow a raspberry whilst giving a lady oral pleasure.

When somebody gets so drunk, you end up alone, asleep, miles from anywhere familiar in need of the help of Bendidorm locals to regroup with friends