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Bezos
Noun: A combination of human fecal matter and urine common found on the streets and sidewalks of Seattle.

The Seattleite was dismayed that amazon delivery truck left her package right in a giant pile of bezos.
By Carlee
Bezo
in reference to ones best friends, most commonly used in the north of england, particularly doncaster.

'i love you bezo'
By Fenelia
Bezos
When your side bitch splits your prime account and your wife splits your bank account

Yo dawg, I got bezos’ed when Mackenzie caught Lauren watching jack ryan on our prime account
By Georgetta
Bezos
Peckerhead Jeff the prez of amazon, bears strong physical resemblance to a walking human penis, and reinforced by a prickish feud with google, it is now acceptable to interchange “dickhead” with “Bezos”. Up yours bezos!

“What kind of bezos parks a car like that?”
“you would have to be a real bezos to pull a stunt like that.”
“Take a hike bezos!”
“Bezos!!!”
“Quit being such a fucking bezos.”
By Rochella
Bezos
A very greasy shit.

I went to the toilet and a particularly nasty bezos slithered out.
By Adelind
Bezos
cash money

Man I gotta get some bezos
By Marieann
Bezos
Unit of measurement. Equates to $200,000,000,000. Derives from the net worth achieved by Jeff Bezos on 8/27/20.

Jerald: "The student debt crisis has reached $1,751,280,163,588!" "Wow", Tom yells back. "That's almost 9 Bezoses!"
By Elianora
Jeffery Bezos
A CEO/Entrepreneur who was born in 1964.

Jeffery Bezos, Jeffery Bezos, Jeffery Bezos: You did it!
By Moselle
Jeff Bezos
Bald dude that runs Amazon

Jeff Bezos is the founder and CEO of Amazon.com.
By Nada
Bezos Butler
A robotic butler that will do whatever you tell it to do, available from Amazon, which has the head of Jeff Bezos and the body of an old-school man-bot.

I be getting me a smiling and wacky-lookin’ Bezos Butler soon to be answering the front door and take packages sent to me by Amazon!
By Lynnea