She's sitting up on the tank dropping off the goods, he's sitting backwards on the seat munching her beaver.
My girlfriend was so pissed that I banged her friend that she made me give her a Norwegian Bilge Pump in her friends bathroom to get back at both of us.
By Dinnie
Alabama Bilge Pump
When your boat has a leak in it so you proceed to shove your penis inside the hole, drink the water remaining in the boat, and piss out what you have drank.
*fishing*
Mate: shit bruv we sinking You: fack mate we sinkin'
Mate: give er the Alabama Bilge Pump eh