Steve: Dude that chick Summer gave me a BillBelichick last night I feel so light
Shawn: Good luck trying to have kids then bro.
By Sarajane
Bill Belichick
He is the New England Patriots head coach since 2000. A Super Bowl winning* coach, known for cheating his way to wins, who rides the tails of his MVP quarterback Tom Brady and amazing defense to getting credit for being one of the greatest coaches ever, when in fact everyone knows he sucks.
Known for being an asshole to the media and wearing a hoodie on gamedays.
Films defensive signals of opposing teams to gain an advantage, all of the pats Super Bowl wins under Bill belichick are Tainted.
By Lory
Bill Belichick
The most intelligent and prolific coach in the modern NFL, if a bit eccentric...
bill belichick is unquestionably the BEST coach in the current NFL, a truth often contested with irrelevant information by jealous whiners...
oh, and senator specter, don't you have better things to do?
By Wallis
Bill Belichick
An incredibly smart coach known for gutsy calls and bizarre tactics. Known to throw the red flag to contest a play and get it denied 75 percent of the time. He also makes brilliant calls that give away football games to football geniuses like Peyton Manning who laughs when they go for it on the fourth down at their 29 yard line. Coach of a team who led a perfect season and choked on the last game. If he would have just had another camera on the sideline he would have been able to cheat better. With Tom Brady as your jester, anything is possible, except making an intelligent call to win the game.
