Define Black Chocobo Meaning

A dumbass who thinks he smokes weed and looses his girlfriend to a guy in a wheelchair.

1.) A Chocobo is a useful Final Fantasy character that closely resembles an ostrich, but has unique powers to aid in travel over the in-game world. The Black Chocobo is one of the rarest types of Chocobo and has the abilities of all other Chocobos combined.

2.) A fantasy football team name run by Bill Waxman. The Black Chocobos are winners of multiple fantasy Championships and can be found in leagues across the web, such as Yahoo!.com, ESPN.com football.billwaxman.com and theasfl.com/asfl2 (The All Sports Fantasy League).

1) One who has no life and is obsessed by final fantasy characters, even though he does not like the series.

2) Runs a Ragnarok Online Private Server named ChocoDick RO. And sucks at the game.

3) Looses his gurlfriend to a boy in wheel-chair.