Girl: Look at his hairy lower back!
Girl2: Yea he must have a serious pair of
black forest hams roasting in those board shorts!
Girl:
Black Forest Hams?
Girl2: Yea, butt checks are hams, swamps are woodland like forests, but its not quite like swamp ass, less moist, like a forest, and it would be black, like his pubes.
Girl:... You eat way to much Subway
Girl2: whats funny is i would love a
black forest ham five dollar footlong right now... you know me to well...