Define Bling Meaning

Jamaican slang that has been adopted by some African American rappers and inserted into popular culture. The term "Bling Bling" refers to the imaginary "sound" that is produced from light reflected by a diamond. See The Silvertones "Bling Bling Christmas" for the earliest known usage of the slang.

The word "bling" refers to any unnecessary accumulation of metal or jewellery which impresses the simple-minded. Examples of bling-related activity include: driving a car with shiny platinum rims, arriving at a movie premiere in a hat made of glittering diamonds, or pointing at a big block of gold and cooing away for hours on end like an unforgivable moron whose mere existence ultimately cheapens us all. Bling is the single most shallow, boring and wilfully superficial cultural phenomenon ever to excite humankind, which is saying something for a species already hooked on internet poker.

In recent months, collective guilt over the planet's future and the disparity of global wealth have exerted a cooling effect on bling's popularity, although genuine justice will never be achieved until everyone responsible for promoting, propagating, passively approving of, or even being ironically amused by any and all aspects of bling culture has been hunted down and jailed for a minimum of 37 years in a maximum security prison with no carpets, hot water or bog roll.

flashy or gaudy jewelry, named for the sound generated when worn.

Bling today:

1. Any shiny thing which distracts morons such as rappers.

2. Often takes the form of jewellery, may be expensive but is commonly cheap, used to give the impression of wealth. Adored by Chav's.

3. Gaudy over the top hideous and wholly unneccessary.

Flash and sparkle; glamour. The sound that goes along with the cartoon gleam of a pretty-boy's teeth.

Money or expensive jewlery.

A piece or pieces of jewellery that are worn to enlarge the person's ego. Mostly found in Asda.

Jewelry with lots of Diamonds (ICE); bling comes from the light hitting the diamonds in turn making the diamonds bling in the light

n.
Bling, Also Known as "Heavy Shit", "Gold",
Cheap, Tacky, "Real Gold, init", Jewelery worn by
townies. The Best outlet for this trendy plastic crap is your local market or for those living larger towns your local Argos. When Buying bling always remeber to use money that was aquired by either: Prostitution, Dealing or Robbing a Year 1 of his/her Dinner money, Otherwise your sale will be rejected.

Shiny and flashy items that attract attention top one's self. Bling is slang for new or pricy jewelry.