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Define Blonde Day Meaning

Blonde Day
Those days when everything goes wrong and its your own fault because of stupid things you do.

I wrecked my car because I was texting, lost my job because I was late, and I just walked into a plate glass window and broke my nose. I'm definitley having a blonde day.
By Reeva
Slap A Blonde Day
On October 23 you must slap a blonde haired person.

Slap a blonde day- hit a blonde person
By Darcie
Kick A Blonde Day
The day of the year when brunettes start a war and start fighting blondes
February 3rd
(Does not include dirty blondes)

Carl: Oh shit yeah it's Kick a Blonde Day, time to kick a retarded blonde.
By Nita
Kick A Blonde Day
February 6th
The day where blondes will be attacked but gingers cant kick them cause gingers a gay too

"Get kicked you dirty albino prick"
Kick a blonde day
By Joletta
Kick A Blonde Day
December 2nd

The best day of the year where you get to kick blondes for fun
(Does include dirty blonde)

:) kick a blonde day
By Juana
National Kick A Blonde Day
A day where gingers/red heads can kick there friend with blonde hair because there sick and tiered of them being a dumb ass

Rebecca: hey did u hear it’s national kick a blonde day for red heads

Jeffrey: finally they deserve it I’m tired of having to explain something to them more than once
By Seline
National Slap A Brunette/Blonde Day
November 24 is now National Slap a Brunette/Blonde Day. Find the Brunette/Blond you hate (or love?) with a burning passion and give him a nice smack across the face.

Oh, it's National Slap a Brunette/Blonde Day! Now where is Cedric, ah my least favorite Brunette get your ass over here! HEY DRACO- Let me give you a slap, you Blonde
By Denna