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Define Blue Lagoon Meaning

Blue Lagoon
A public toilet, so-named because of the color of its water, which has a blue hue due to the use of a disinfectant product which is released with every flush. (Also, coincidentally -- and appropriately, the title of a Brooke Shields movie.)

Gas Station Manager:

"Goddamit, Zeke. That last fat bastard who pulled in here left a big ol' stinkin' turd floatin' in the blue lagoon. Son-of-a-bitch won't flush. Now get in there and fish it out."

Gas Station Attendant:

"Fuck you. I quit."
By Eada
Blue Lagoon
an alcoholic drink consisting of 1.75 liters of UV Blue vodka and 2 liters of Mountain Dew.

Dude, we totally got fucked up last weekend on blue lagoon.
By Kellie
Blue Lagoon
While having sex standing doggystyle inside of a porta-potty, you pull out and put it in her ass, while simotaniously dunking her head in the blue poo water.

Umberto gave a girl the Blue Lagoon at the fair.
By Analiese
Blue Lagooning
To commit incest. As in the example provided by the characters from the movie The Blue Lagoon.

Those kids from West Virginia are really into blue lagooning, their parents will be pissed.
By Lucilia
Blue Lagoon
When several people all stand in a circle or something, in a public pool (or any body of water) and urinate simultaneously.

Those drunk guys over there are doing a blue lagoon in Bradley's pool!
By Quintina
Blue Lagoon
A secret code name for when your on your menstrual cycle.

Friend: hey what's wrong?
Me: nothing just my blue lagoon
By Iona
Blue Lagoon
When a woman sees a older mans erection and jumps on it, straddling his wheelchair. When the man starts choking, she hits the back of his head with a walking stick, thus ejaculating viagra from his mouth. She pisses in his lap, creating a blue lagoon.

Why's old Jim wet through? Oh, Maureen just gave him a Blue lagoon
By Phebe
Blue Lagoon Syndrome
Based on the 1980 movie "The Blue Lagoon".

The ability of any two people to fall in love when there is no one else available.

Also the ability of the only person in a group of a certain gender to become the object of desire for the rest.

See also: proximity infatuation

A: "So how did you two get married?"
B: "Completely Blue Lagoon Syndrome. We were stranded in an elevator together over Christmas Break, so it was inevitable."

A: "I don't get it, everybody at work thinks Suzi is such a babe!"
B: "Dude, Suzi is the *only* female in your office, of course they think she's hot, it's Blue Lagoon Syndrome!"
By Cherilyn
Feeding Fish At The Blue Lagoon.
This is a euphemism for going to the toilet - the blue lagoon is reference to the use of blue tablets that colour the water in the toilet.

Sorry I was late, I was feeding fish at the blue lagoon.
By Darbie
Dippin In The Blue Lagoon
When you go Crap in a public bathroom and you are the first user and the water is still blue

I had to do my fsotd at a Mickey Dā€™s and was lucky I was Dippin in the blue lagoon
By Maisey