1. To write, or attempt to write (as the case may be), a comment or express an idea using the English language in an utterly incoherent manner, devoid of all sense and ignoring the basic rules of grammar.
2. Typing on a web forum after drinking half a
litre of a
caustic chemical which has caused severe brain damage to the
typist.
"
I saw him
drink that
bottle Janola, and he started blurghing hard"