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Caustic
capable of eating tissue paper

Sally: I saw Johnny eating some tissue paper.
Sue: Wow! He must be caustic!
By Cosetta
Caustic
An aggravating fuck in Apex

"Have you seen that cancerous fuck named Caustic"
"No...Oh shit hes right behind you!"
Caustic:"yeet bitch get gassed!"
By Patrica
Caustic
The best non overpowered legend in apex

“Oh look there’s a caustic in that building”-bloodhound

“Lets push him”-wraith

“No, thats a bad idea its camped out we will die from gas” -bloodhound

Wraith: “Whatever I’ll go alone(phases into building and caustic sprays her with the r-99)”

Bloodhound:Ok I’m coming now(enters building and gets pummelled by caustic’s PK and dies)

Wraith:OMG!!! Caustic is so overpowered his gas actually did damage and slowed me down!! *goes onto twitter and complains to a dev about caustic*

Dev:*sighs
By Alyda
Caustic
Corrosive and burning, but also interchangable for the word awesome.

"Man, when that shopping cart hit that wino, that was caustic"

"I went to this caustic party downtown, but then someone got stabbed"

"Sally is pretty caustic, when she's not hanging out with that pilgrim Luke"
By Phoebe
Caustic
Burning, Corosive.

No one was safe when the satirist H.L. Mencken unleashed his caustic wit.
By Mellie
Caustic Euphemism
A substitute word or phrase that, while constructed to be socially more acceptable, drastically subtracts from the legitimate intent and purpose of the original.

So, how do we go from 'shell-shock' to 'battle-fatigue', from 'old dude' to 'senior citizen', from 'rape victim' to 'unconsenting intimacy participant'? Because our culture thrives on caustic euphemism: The dumbed-down, homogenized, neutralized language of the mindless majority who want it that way...
By Charmion
Caustic Gnostic
A band destined to blow the minds of about three people, destitute the same three and then get lost in the ho hum of society.

Man, CAUSTIC GNOSTIC! Those were the days, man. I didn't work for three fuckin' days after I heard 'em. THREE!
By Almeda
Caustic Comedy
Caustic Comedy is a particular form or type of humour: comedy that is acerbic, cutting-edged, even cruel or insulting but always amusing, indeed, corrosive and burning as the word ‘Caustic’ itself suggests. Google one of the great names in comedy and the word ‘Caustic’ is likely to be mentioned somewhere in their description.

His caustic comedy is a brand of aggressively caustic humour that targeted everyone from unknown “hockey pucks” to big-name celebrities.
By Shari
Caustic Valley
A vagina that is perceived to be dirty, diseased, or in some manner toxic. Also sometimes referred to as the Caustic Cleft.

When a guy hooks up with the last remaining (and often disgusting) woman in the bar he will often tell his friends, "I am going deep into the Caustic Valley tonight boys."
By Milena
Caustic Soda
Caustic soda is the trade name of Sodium Hydroxide (NaOH), which is an agent used to clear drains of junk that has gotten there someway or other. It is allso a cheap source of hydrogen gas.

Put some in a bottle along with tin foil, add water and pull a balloon over the top. Watch as it inflates and there, you have a balloon o' hydrogen.

It can manipulate your voice in a similar way to helium, but it's cheaper, or when mixed with oxygen and lit it can manipulate other people's voices into sounding as though they're muted, along with sounds of any sort really.

Warning: Caustic soda is very caustic, as one might understand. Getting it in your eyes is actually worse than getting a strong acid there.
Allso, a mixture of hydrogen and oxygen is quite volatile.

Disclaimer
You didn't hear this from me.

After my girlfriend took a shower, the drain was clogged with hair. I can't believe she has that much, or had. It took all my caustic soda to get rid of, so now I can't preform as Mickey the Mouse for the children.
By Vivi