hydrogen is a twatty element. it only has one proton. i mean, what the fuck is up with that? and then it goes and annoys the other elements by latching on to them all the time.
Teacher: Okay class. We're learning about the periodic table. Let's get one point across before we even start. Hydrogen, is like a slut, because it bonds with every element on the table. A slut is a girl who bonds with every single guy she sees.
The first element, with only 1 proton and 1 electron, that loves to bond with every element it can. It is also highly flammable.
Teacher: Class, what's the first element on The Periodic Table?
Class: Helium!
Teacher: No, try again.
Class: Hydrogen!
Teacher: Good job, class!
By Brande
Hydrogen
Element number one, is in the group other non-metals (alongside C, N, O, P, S, Se), has an atomic weight of 1.00974 amu, a hexagonal crystal structure, and a atomic radius of 53 picometers (pm). It is found the Sun, and was once used in blimps, before helium as used.
The people who inflate the blimps knew hydrogen (H) is reactive, so they went helium (He) for blimps, which is non-flammable.
