me:"I can't believe Chris! How can he call me a faggot and then threaten to
rape me? Isn't that like, the most homosexual threat you can make?"
Seamus:"Dude, chill, he's just
boarding up the closet with rainbow corpses. He's more of a fag then you'll ever be."
(editors note:this is based on a real conversation that occured a few times)