A drain, through which vast amounts of alcohol is poured, yet no effect is ever gained. unless belligerence can be counted. Then in that case it doesnt take much.
The true story of john jamesons whiskey-
John jameson was diving to get the whiskey barrel when seamus stabbed him with a pointy shaft and killed that little bitch. He then dove down to engage the giant squid in sexual combat and won handily, with his penis. And by win I mean lost and got raped. But some 35 years later in a dirty alley in a dirtier dumpster I found a smelly sock that kind of looked like seamus.
patrick was living and working illegaly in boston for forty years before any one noticed. now every one calls him seamus.
By Tabbi
Seamus
The fucking weirdest person you will ever meet, friends with lesbians and no one and I mean no one can understand him, most Seamusโs have something behind their ear, a little gross nose, for possible alien connection, heโs also a huge atheist and is going to hell, so avoid seamuss at all costs, or otherwise known as Seamouse
American slang for a private detective or an Irish cop. Commonly misspelled as "Shamus." Taken from Seamus, a popular first name among Irishmen. The slang meaning of the name is believed to have originated in the early 20th century.