When someone tries to make their incompetence your problem by demanding the impossible. When asked when they need something done they respond with "yesterday." This response generally baffles the questioner because it is impossible, inconsiderate, annoying, pompous, and lame.
Bill: When do you need this project finished?
Steve: (matter of factly) Yesterday.
Bill: (thinking) What a lazy, pompous, piece of sh*ta-hole.
By Selie
Yesterday
a completely genius song written by the greatest band on earth
"yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away
now it looks although theyre here to stay
oh i believe in yesterday
suddenly, im not half the man i used to be
theres a shadow hanging over me
oh yesterday came suddenly
WHY SHE HAD TO GO, I DONT KNOW, SHE WOULDNT SAY
I SAID SOMETHING WRONG, NOW I LONG FOR YESTERDAY..."
Did you see the guy at the AMWAY conference wearing the short sleeved button down with the tie? I think his hair was sprayed on. That is so "Yesterday".
A phrase used during a gossip session when the subject of gossip is seen approaching, or caught within ear shot of your conversation to cover the real content of the story.
Sheri - "Did you see the jeans Amy was wearing yesterday?"
Chris - "Yeah, seriously, a 9 inchzipper...its not 1985 anymore."
(Amy walks in room)
Sheri - "Oh, but that was yesterday...hey Amy, what's up?"
