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Tend
A bit gay, a bit stylish. Kind of inbetween.

"That's a pretty tend watch."
"She's a bit tend."
By Emmey
Tending
Sugar coating masturbation. A strong inclination, resulting in masturbating, due to a surge of hormones erupting in ones body.

1. I need to tend.
2. I'm tending at the moment.
3. I have to tend to my needs.
4. I'm going to tend with my baby.
By Moyna
Tending
Keeping the hair of the pubic region in check. Also known as tending (to) the crops/garden.

Tonight? As long as you've been tending, baby.
By Nora
Ball Tending
Using your hand to cup your balls as a makeshift suspensory or scrotal support to keep from rupturing yourself from grunting and forcing out an unusually large turd or from constipation.Can also be used to protect balls from over-spray in wicked projectile diarrhea situations.In this scenario the ball sack is pulled up between the legs,safely sheltered from splatter and back-splash.

I can tell from they way my bowels are growling I'm gonna be doing some ball tending very soon.
By Adena
Tending Cattle
Going to the bar with the intention of picking up a hot chick...then going home with a fat girl.

Im hungry like the wolf, but I'll end up tending cattle. -BHG
By Kenna
Hole Tending
Goal-tending, in basketball, is the act of blocking the ball right before it goes in the basket. Hole-tending is right before you stick your dick in a girls pussy or asshole and she rejects the insertion

Bob: Yo, did you get laid last night?
Steve: I thought so, but that cock-tease was hole tending.
By Constantine
Goal Tending
1. To prevent a male friend or associate from getting some action.

2. Any such attempt to prevent a male friend or associate from getting some action.

That fucker John was goal tending Susan all night.
By Elvera
Baby-Tend
To take care of a baby and watch him/her.

As my mother left, I had to baby-tend my brother.
By Roseline
Tending The Rabbits
The urge to take care/manage a large herd of rabbits that exist in the imaginary garden behind a dead baby field. The rabbits existance is contigent upon the neural circuitry of your brain.

"Holy shit man, I tended the fuck outta those rabbits last night! Tending the rabbits can be such a burden sometimes."
By Christiana
Tend To The Taco
1. to go to the bathroom to pee
2. sexual gratification via vagina from either the owner of vagina or other

1. "hey i gotta tend to the taco one sec" *goes to bathroom*
2. "I'm sure Blake tends to Riley's taco seeing as the are with each other every second of the day."
By Bernadette