1.
-Alek learns Conor intends to share a sleeping bag with him during a large campout.
Alek says, "Well,
rape me with a brick."
-Danielle disovers her house has been egged/t.p.ed for the sixth time that month and for the second time that weekend. "
RAPE ME WITH A BRICK!" she exclaims.
2.
-A lazy employee at a pizza place stares in amazement at an employee that can run the make table by themself and does so without bitching. "
Rape me with a brick," the lazy employee says.