Bobby's mom is the most enthusiastic,
up-against-the-wall MILF seen yet. She's defined as the world's only high-capacity
sperm receptacle. If you see her in the distance, approach with caution. Once she has her gaze on you, you are "finished".
Dude 1: Did you hear? Bobby's Mom is in town and she's at the
Whole Foods!
Dude 2:
Noice! I bet you she'll be in aisle 13, cause that's where all
the snacks are at.